This is Smokey.

Smokey's a hard-working, party-going cat with a temper to match his drinking problem (that's his tenth glass of wine on the afternoon that you see by his left paw). He enjoys narrating your day with guttural meows, bounding after sparkly, immobile objects, and jumping into your lap when you least expect it. But God help you if you interrupt him when he's on a conference call! He will scratch your face off and make you curse the day you shorted fish heads and colorful balls of string, you incompetent oaf.